I think I have come across the most perfect diet yet. The only problem with it is that it 
can become expensive. Anyhow my new diet is based upon the vending machine down the hall from me. It is filled with tempting and fattening treats. Towards the end of the day the machine is extra tempting, and I find myself rounding up my spare change and seeing what I can get. I am generally hungry and looking for my snack… but I don’t really need to eat.
This is where the broken vending machine comes in! The plan is simple… Instead of the machine giving me tasty treats I request from it, it denies me and punishes me by keeping my money. Wonderful!
The worst case of this was last week. I am a big fan of Munchos. Big fan. Anyhow I go to buy one bag and it gets stuck halfway. Figuring I might as well try again and get an extra bag for tomorrow instead of leaving empty handed. Well that didn’t work out… Anyhow I got so pissed at the machine that completely forgot that I was hungry, and even if I was it didn’t matter because I didn’t have anymore singles…
Stupid Machine Diet!!!